tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6338489.post4452250846772767070..comments2008-05-19T12:02:54.376-04:00Comments on Home-Schooled By a Cackling Jackal: Dear Substitute Pilates Instructor,
Tell me what ...Rebhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11664518356375046609noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6338489.post-39405758120656885442008-05-19T12:02:00.000-04:002008-05-19T12:02:00.000-04:00You're back from Europe and already doing pilates?...You're back from Europe and already doing pilates? You are a goddess.ssthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17465070874222007182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6338489.post-16220781156388742922008-05-19T00:57:00.000-04:002008-05-19T00:57:00.000-04:00Smile? Just think of it as another set of muscles....Smile? Just think of it as another set of muscles. The teacher isn't telling you to be happy (unless the teacher is an idiot); the teacher is giving you an exercise in concentration. Can you consciously control more than one muscle set at a time?<BR/><BR/>When my yoga teacher tells me to smile I oblige. When she tells me to hold my head at a certain angle or adjust my stance, I do that. Best I can.Glenn Ingersollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10674475308395975995noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6338489.post-35227143562672553092008-05-15T17:29:00.000-04:002008-05-15T17:29:00.000-04:00Haaa! lengthen & strengthen those muscles and turn...Haaa! lengthen & strengthen those muscles and turn that frown upside down while yr at it! HAAAA. <BR/><BR/>she just wants a bunch of well-toned emoticons I guess. I've always wondered, when people say that, exactly why they're uncomfortable with someone not being smiley at that moment in time.Annandale Dream Gazettehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155953951163636760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6338489.post-13266586512152096372008-05-14T16:22:00.000-04:002008-05-14T16:22:00.000-04:00I was doing music at an Episcopal retreat once whe...I was doing music at an Episcopal retreat once where some numbnut decided a clown/mime Eucharist would be fun- when I got to the altar for my little piece of fish food, the fucking mime priest pulled the wafer back and made the universal 'smile' gesture, so I made the other universal gesture and snapped the thing out of his hands- I mean REALLY! YOU smile, white man.Shann Palmerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14067576860660881139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6338489.post-65048613812369069352008-05-14T16:05:00.000-04:002008-05-14T16:05:00.000-04:00Generally I scare people a little too much for the...Generally I scare people a little too much for them to tell me that, but I dislike it when a stranger tells me to smile, especially if they use cutesy words to do it.Steven D. Schroederhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13485188072556490050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6338489.post-88904991477490179082008-05-14T13:31:00.000-04:002008-05-14T13:31:00.000-04:00It is physically impossible to smile while doing p...It is physically impossible to smile while doing pilates.jeanninehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16419593830749483323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6338489.post-60440802839803075762008-05-14T12:23:00.000-04:002008-05-14T12:23:00.000-04:00That's one of my major pet peeves too. Smile at th...That's one of my major pet peeves too. Smile at this, dickweed.Elisa Gabberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10270808520581466353noreply@blogger.com