Pittsburgh: The Place To Be

Everybody who's anybody (or is that anybody who's everybody?) will be in Pittsburgh this weekend. As I mentioned yesterday, I'll be there. Today I found out from my dad that not only will Tender Buttons be in town, but so will John Kerry (for a rally) with Jon Bon Jovi (oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!!), Dick Cheney (for the NRA convention), an old boyfriend's (his second mention this week) father (for the NRA convention) and George Bush (for Arlen Specter's campaign). Did I mention Jon Bon Jovi?!? Oh my God! What the fuck am I going to wear?