Color TV, HBO, Swimming Pool
The announcement involves: 2 discrete women, 4 very zexy poets with room keys (that's just the beginning, no stopping there!), an old college roommate and a nerd working in the shadows.
posted by RL @ 5:18 PM
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6 Comments:
I resent the fact that I am portrayed as in the shadows...
Fine, change that to "nerd chained in the cellar."
I believe you stole my stapler... it was the red swingline one, right there on your desk... if you aren't careful you'll make me mad, one day I'm just going to burn the place down I tell you, I could do it you know, I could... grr..
I believe the color of the stapler in question is maroon.
I have a red Swingline stapler and I'm chastised for its incorrect color all the time.
Julie, I believe you should 'check yourself before you wreck yourself', note the stapler photo here courtesy of tinyurl.com and images.google.com and some anonymous blogging bastard.
There is also a nice site (not working too well right now) at: www.virtualstapler.com
So, you and your red stapler can tell your freakazoid friends what color really matters to us basement dwellers. Oh, and for those who want one of these fine stapling monsters all for themselves: BUY AWAY!!!
Consider me checked! I printed out the .jpg and it's now posted next to my desk for the next time some dissenter decides to doubt my authenticity. My beautiful Swingline #747xx and I appreciate the correction.
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