Off to Milan
There's no more room in our suitcases or the bag I got in Paris.
I have all these baby outfits with French writing on them.
I don't speak French and for all I know, they could say "Little Cocksucker."
But I don't that think they do.
posted by RL @ 6:20 PM
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3 Comments:
When I was 11 I bought a mono-kini (remember those?) with French writing on it. Later I learned that it said "Do you want a good time, sailor?"
It didn't fit 4 years later, when I began giving sailors good times.
I had a leopard print mono-kini. Unfortunately, no writing on it. That was a good one.
I will gladly teach both you and Gideon how to swear in French. I'll be his fairy pottymouth mother.
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