Even though half the time I can't conjure enough upper-body strength to open the spaghetti sauce jar, certain individuals consider me threatening. For the longest time I didn't realize that, I thought they thought it was all about being despicable and for the life of me I couldn't see how I was so awful. At least now that I know I'm threatening, I can put my efforts toward figuring out what exactly is threatened and once I do, scorch that motherfucker to the ground.

For that what is threatened by me is my enemy.

Huh? Hey, don't blame me -- they started it!