Today's Personal WTF

I don't give two shits that somebody I never liked in college was behind the Abercrombie and Fitch girlcott -- and I don't care if she's now really fat. I'm way over that whole tried to sleep with my boyfriend thing that happened 14 years ago. (Ok, maybe I'm mildly pleased she's a cow, but I'm being honest about the mild.) Although two months ago I would have cared very much to know your wife was 8 months pregnant with your second child. It's kind of weird for the first news of such event to be a text message with only a picture of a newborn and her name. But congratulations, I think, if that's what you're trying to announce.