Friday, October 26, 2007

It's not even Halloween yet and already we had to toss out our jack-o-lantern because it was covered in fuzzy black mold (thanks global warming!) and half the Halloween candy is already gone (my ass thanks me, this Thanksgiving it's gonna be big enough to cook *two* turkeys at once).

Gideon will be a frog prince and all week he's been licking people's faces, probably in anticipation. If he licks your face, you'll probably want to pour some bleach on yourself cause he just licked mine and I *still* have that gnarly cold/flu.

Let's just call it Frog Pox.

Reb has Frog Pox and an ass big enough to cook 2 turkeys. Tell all your friends.


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