Happy Valentine's
Over the past 24 hours, there's been a bit of traffic at Reb's Tips for Valentine Success (circa 2006). It's classic, universal advice still pertinent today.
What am I doing this Valentine's Day?
What I do every Valentine's.
Declare my unwavering love and devotion to Jeff Goldblum.
My love and devotion to Jeff Goldblum does not waver.
Have you seen Pittsburgh?
It's really good.
If I ever have another son (don't worry, I'm not), I'd name him Goldblum, but I'd spell it Goldbloom, so Jeff Goldblum couldn't sue or file stalking charges.




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4 Comments:
I endorse this post. By which I mean, Oh yeah baby. I just rewatched the fly. He's even attractive as a genetic accident.
Marty cannot understand why I love Jeff Goldblum. Now I can tell him it runs in the blood.
Hi Reb, I'm posting here to say:
1. I love Jeff Goldblum.
2. The other day, explaining my boyfriend my love for Anthony Bourdain, I said "I love Tony in that Jeff Goldblum kind of way."
3. No Tell Motel kicks ass!
Dear Reality -- thank you.
I love you all in that Jeff Goldblum way.
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