What I'm Working Into My Memorial Service

Slideshow devoted entirely to the Spandex years.
Guilt inducing tissue boxes, everywhere.
Obligatory Rilke elegy since
Germans grieve fevers past the British,
Czechs and those no Christmas card writing
Hungarians Jews (p.s. those
Passover rolls sucked).
Requiem: Ding dong the . . .
Hush, here comes the . . .
Hello Kitty casket,
Ahoy!