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What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?
I'm wearing burgundy mesh underwear with pink and green flowers and lace trim. Adorable!
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I'm wearing black (my genitals are in mourning) boxer briefs with a gray waist band.
I'm wearing pale pink bikini underwear.
Now? None, because I'm at work, wearing pants, and I never wear underwear with pants. But I don't have A/C, so I wear only underwear at home. Today, a light pink g-string with Oscar the Grouch on it. I had a sloppy joe for lunch, and some sauce dripped on the underwear. I think it might possibly have been my least attractive moment in almost 31 years.
Not since that person on the MTV show asked then-Gov. Clinton "briefs or boxers" . . . .
I'm in grey cotton boxers at the moment, sort of a cross-hatch pattern. They're old & very comfy.
Sorry 'bout your genitals Eduardo,
Ron
Eduardo's genitals told ME that he's always speaking for them, and they don't like it!!! They told ME that they are NOT in mourning, but have plans to go see a Depeche Mode cover band tonight... hence the black. They asked me if I wanted to go too, but I'm too old for that shit.
Not really.
I'm wearing a yellow jockey-for-her string bikini. I am almost always wearing the same undies, but the color varies a little. I'm boring.
Although I usually wear boxers, today I am wearing black boxer briefs. The waist band is white, not grey.
Blue boxer-briefs. They're my utility underwear.
Utility underwear? Sounds like utility belt. Makes me think Batman and Robin.
I had to look. Purple Jockeys with a black waistband. Nice and snug. hehehe
Geez. Mom never said, "Make sure you wear cool underwear in case someone in the blogosphere happens to ask." White cotton bikinis.
Gray boxer-briefs.
And for the record--given some oft-stated allegations about bloggers--no terrycloth bathrobe, either. I'm still in the dress shirt from work--
--that's right, bloggers work too!
S.
I have gone commando since 94'. I would like to wear the briefs I see in Target. They just don't look good on me. So I don't. ...
I would like underwear with flower prints. Maybe, I'll make some. It could be the latest greatest. Poetry for the crotch. The tulip and daisy collection; complete with flashing lights. (Sirens are additional and have not been approved by the POA.)
oops. i am also going commando. (what does this trend say about poets!?)
you know, i picked up my husband asking him the boxers or briefs question in a bar. actually our table took bets on it first, then i had to go confirm.
Ron, thanks for the concern. I would invite you to the Wake, but Billy Collins might show up.
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Laurel, my genitals are not *ahem* big fans of Depeche Mode cover bands, but my genitals are always yearning for The Cure.
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Was I the only one turned on by Seth's confession? He's dreamy. And he's in gray boxer-briefs! And a dress shirt! Swoon!
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Oh, you guys are too easy... ; )
Holy shit, this is disturbing.
(Light blue boxer-briefs)
The No Tell Classic Thong. Classy, yet naughty.
*GRIN* Nope, Eduardo, you're not the only one! :-)
Star Wars Boxers. these are worn when there is not a chance anyone else will see. ooops
Since I just got home from work and changed, I don't know what to say. I was wearing purple/lilac checkered Old Navy cotton boxers but now am wearing maroon Champion shorts which also serve as my pyjamas.
I'm sorry, but I am now laughing much too hard to type.
(White cotton Fruit of the Loom hi-cut briefs. My genitals are not in mourning, but apparently they are bored silly.)
I'm not wearing any underwear. I'm wearing Depends, and frankly I resent the question.
*SNORK*
black satin bikini
como siempre
sometimes silk
red lace teddy
if i have a date
wait till the p-mag gets a load of this thread.
Eduardo,
I'm not sure you know your genitals as well as you think you do... they told me they are so OVER the CURE!
Maybe you should spend some time together, get reaquainted...
(Oh MY! I'm awful. Blame Reb, and forgive me. I'm pregnant and hormonal)
Boxers. Blue. With darker blue vertical stripes. Grey waistband.
I've gone commando since 2001.
Emily, I have Oscar the Grouch boy shorts. Today, Hello Kitty Ski Resort boy shorts from Target.
They were on sale.
Very white tighty whities. I like to keep my shit situated, you know what I'm sayin', Reb?
- Joe Massey
I'd like to revise, given the commando thread, because I think we are documenting an important trend, like poets and alcohol, poets and mental illness. I have gone commando since, ah, 1992. If that wasn't clear earlier. The panties are just for working at home (which is why they have house paint in addition to sloppy joe on them) and the occasional visit to the doctor.
PS: Seth's undies didn't get a rise out of me--but Rebecca wearing Thursday on Tuesday? Yes, yes, yes.
Humph.
This is a terrible question to ask a pregnant lady. I'm wearing underwear so big you could use it as a sail for an aircraft carrier.
--dba
I don't know why my post came up as anonymous. I CLAIM my undies that could sail a ship.
I like to wear ladies undergarments... on my head.
All right, this anon poster is making me laugh too hard.
I used to wear boxers with all-over prints, but now I wear more sedate boxer briefs with stripes or solids.
My favorite underwear is the square-cut boxer brief because it's the only underwear a guy can wear with extra low-rise jeans, which are my staple. And, I like to show a little crack when I bend over. I do a lot of bending over. But not professionally.
All of my underwear is from the Gap.
As C. Dale said: "Crack Alert!"
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