Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Let's Blog About Something People Really Care About

What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?

I'm wearing burgundy mesh underwear with pink and green flowers and lace trim. Adorable!

Tony discusses his skivvies.

Come on all you cultural creatives, William Blake's, John Ashbery wannabes. Tell me something I care about.

And yes, I really do care.

38 Comments:

At 4:16 PM, Blogger Eduardo C. Corral said...

I'm wearing black (my genitals are in mourning) boxer briefs with a gray waist band.

 
At 5:08 PM, Blogger Suzanne said...

I'm wearing pale pink bikini underwear.

 
At 5:20 PM, Blogger Emily Lloyd said...

Now? None, because I'm at work, wearing pants, and I never wear underwear with pants. But I don't have A/C, so I wear only underwear at home. Today, a light pink g-string with Oscar the Grouch on it. I had a sloppy joe for lunch, and some sauce dripped on the underwear. I think it might possibly have been my least attractive moment in almost 31 years.

 
At 5:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not since that person on the MTV show asked then-Gov. Clinton "briefs or boxers" . . . .

I'm in grey cotton boxers at the moment, sort of a cross-hatch pattern. They're old & very comfy.

Sorry 'bout your genitals Eduardo,

Ron

 
At 6:10 PM, Blogger Laurel said...

Eduardo's genitals told ME that he's always speaking for them, and they don't like it!!! They told ME that they are NOT in mourning, but have plans to go see a Depeche Mode cover band tonight... hence the black. They asked me if I wanted to go too, but I'm too old for that shit.

Not really.

I'm wearing a yellow jockey-for-her string bikini. I am almost always wearing the same undies, but the color varies a little. I'm boring.

 
At 6:34 PM, Blogger C. Dale said...

Although I usually wear boxers, today I am wearing black boxer briefs. The waist band is white, not grey.

 
At 7:02 PM, Blogger Oliver de la Paz said...

Blue boxer-briefs. They're my utility underwear.

 
At 7:05 PM, Blogger C. Dale said...

Utility underwear? Sounds like utility belt. Makes me think Batman and Robin.

 
At 7:09 PM, Blogger Peter said...

I had to look. Purple Jockeys with a black waistband. Nice and snug. hehehe

 
At 7:49 PM, Blogger Ginger Heatter said...

Geez. Mom never said, "Make sure you wear cool underwear in case someone in the blogosphere happens to ask." White cotton bikinis.

 
At 8:02 PM, Blogger Seth Abramson said...

Gray boxer-briefs.

And for the record--given some oft-stated allegations about bloggers--no terrycloth bathrobe, either. I'm still in the dress shirt from work--

--that's right, bloggers work too!

S.

 
At 8:18 PM, Blogger Pirooz M. Kalayeh said...

I have gone commando since 94'. I would like to wear the briefs I see in Target. They just don't look good on me. So I don't. ...

I would like underwear with flower prints. Maybe, I'll make some. It could be the latest greatest. Poetry for the crotch. The tulip and daisy collection; complete with flashing lights. (Sirens are additional and have not been approved by the POA.)

 
At 8:26 PM, Blogger shanna said...

oops. i am also going commando. (what does this trend say about poets!?)

you know, i picked up my husband asking him the boxers or briefs question in a bar. actually our table took bets on it first, then i had to go confirm.

 
At 8:31 PM, Blogger Eduardo C. Corral said...

Ron, thanks for the concern. I would invite you to the Wake, but Billy Collins might show up.
*
Laurel, my genitals are not *ahem* big fans of Depeche Mode cover bands, but my genitals are always yearning for The Cure.
*
Was I the only one turned on by Seth's confession? He's dreamy. And he's in gray boxer-briefs! And a dress shirt! Swoon!

 
At 8:52 PM, Blogger Radish King said...

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At 9:28 PM, Blogger A. J. Patrick Liszkiewicz said...

Oh, you guys are too easy... ; )

 
At 9:30 PM, Blogger Steven D. Schroeder said...

Holy shit, this is disturbing.

(Light blue boxer-briefs)

 
At 9:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The No Tell Classic Thong. Classy, yet naughty.

 
At 10:14 PM, Blogger Ginger Heatter said...

*GRIN* Nope, Eduardo, you're not the only one! :-)

 
At 11:27 PM, Blogger jwg said...

Star Wars Boxers. these are worn when there is not a chance anyone else will see. ooops

 
At 11:33 PM, Blogger MASchiavo said...

Since I just got home from work and changed, I don't know what to say. I was wearing purple/lilac checkered Old Navy cotton boxers but now am wearing maroon Champion shorts which also serve as my pyjamas.

 
At 12:23 AM, Blogger Anne Haines said...

I'm sorry, but I am now laughing much too hard to type.

(White cotton Fruit of the Loom hi-cut briefs. My genitals are not in mourning, but apparently they are bored silly.)

 
At 1:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not wearing any underwear. I'm wearing Depends, and frankly I resent the question.

 
At 1:44 AM, Blogger Radish King said...

*SNORK*

 
At 8:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

black satin bikini
como siempre
sometimes silk
red lace teddy
if i have a date

 
At 9:27 AM, Blogger shanna said...

wait till the p-mag gets a load of this thread.

 
At 9:29 AM, Blogger Laurel said...

Eduardo,

I'm not sure you know your genitals as well as you think you do... they told me they are so OVER the CURE!

Maybe you should spend some time together, get reaquainted...

(Oh MY! I'm awful. Blame Reb, and forgive me. I'm pregnant and hormonal)

 
At 9:49 AM, Blogger Abulsme said...

Boxers. Blue. With darker blue vertical stripes. Grey waistband.

 
At 11:22 AM, Blogger Relief Map said...

I've gone commando since 2001.

 
At 12:40 PM, Blogger traumenomenon said...

Emily, I have Oscar the Grouch boy shorts. Today, Hello Kitty Ski Resort boy shorts from Target.

They were on sale.

 
At 4:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very white tighty whities. I like to keep my shit situated, you know what I'm sayin', Reb?

- Joe Massey

 
At 5:15 PM, Blogger Emily Lloyd said...

I'd like to revise, given the commando thread, because I think we are documenting an important trend, like poets and alcohol, poets and mental illness. I have gone commando since, ah, 1992. If that wasn't clear earlier. The panties are just for working at home (which is why they have house paint in addition to sloppy joe on them) and the occasional visit to the doctor.

PS: Seth's undies didn't get a rise out of me--but Rebecca wearing Thursday on Tuesday? Yes, yes, yes.

 
At 6:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Humph.

This is a terrible question to ask a pregnant lady. I'm wearing underwear so big you could use it as a sail for an aircraft carrier.

--dba

 
At 6:12 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

I don't know why my post came up as anonymous. I CLAIM my undies that could sail a ship.

 
At 2:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like to wear ladies undergarments... on my head.

 
At 8:38 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

All right, this anon poster is making me laugh too hard.

 
At 11:42 AM, Blogger Charles said...

I used to wear boxers with all-over prints, but now I wear more sedate boxer briefs with stripes or solids.

My favorite underwear is the square-cut boxer brief because it's the only underwear a guy can wear with extra low-rise jeans, which are my staple. And, I like to show a little crack when I bend over. I do a lot of bending over. But not professionally.

All of my underwear is from the Gap.

 
At 4:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As C. Dale said: "Crack Alert!"

 

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