Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Sweet Jesus, now something loud is crawling around in our vents. Our home has been under assault from flooding, flies, raccoons, cheerios and now . . . what plague could this be?

An army of evil elves coming to cornhole our souls, I fear.

I live in one spooky townhouse.

I'm going to bed.

2 Comments:

At 5:07 PM, Blogger Laurel said...

Oh yeah, well I have a giant rat with a bald patch on one side and ENORMOUS testicles under my house right now. I see him all the time but can't catch the bastard.

Plus Cheerios, but the dog eats those. He can't seem to catch the rat.

Nibbles. I call him Nibbles.

 
At 2:39 AM, Blogger Reb said...

I think if I saw my varmit's testicles, I might die.

 

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