Sweet Jesus, now something loud is crawling around in our vents. Our home has been under assault from flooding, flies, raccoons, cheerios and now . . . what plague could this be?
An army of evil elves coming to cornhole our souls, I fear.
I live in one spooky townhouse.
I'm going to bed.
posted by RL @ 2:59 AM
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Oh yeah, well I have a giant rat with a bald patch on one side and ENORMOUS testicles under my house right now. I see him all the time but can't catch the bastard.
Plus Cheerios, but the dog eats those. He can't seem to catch the rat.
Nibbles. I call him Nibbles.
I think if I saw my varmit's testicles, I might die.
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