More Pgh Debauchery

What does one do when she has the whole morning to herself?

She goes to Monroeville Fucking Mall for a manicure!

The last time I got a manicure at Monroeville Mall it was 1993. Nothing has changed. The salon is still called 90's Nails and their slogan is still Get that 90's Look.

And I think I did.

I asked the manicurist to round the tips of my nails, but she told me no, only old ladies rounded their nails.

So I have a french manicure with sharp square tips.

Well that's one deterrent to nose picking.

Also, today was the grand opening of a new department store.

I got:

* A disposable camera (forgot mine at home)

* A free drink with my pretzel

* Yelled at for taking a piece of chocolate off a plate (I was supposed to wait and let the candy lady hand it to me for sanitary reasons -- oops)

I did not:

* Wait in line and spin the Chick a fila wheel for free food

* Find a copy of APR at either Barnes and Noble or Borders (I'm told my name appears in lights and wanted to see)


I did all this wearing my Mom - P[o]et tee.

Somebody has to represent.