Tuesday, October 30, 2007

If you bitch about not getting a piece of the pie, there's always somebody quick to point out why you haven't earned your piece. And btw, your rage makes your ass HUGE enough, so it's probably best you don't have pie.

Then somebody else points out that you're not the only one who doesn't have a slice, so don't go talking about your pielessness until you address everyone else's pielessness.

So you decide to bake your own pie, yeah, it's a lot of work and messy, but it's something you're capable of doing -- and guess what, it's delicious and you get to decide who gets a piece. Sweet, crusty pie capital -- yours all yours!

But baking your own pie hurts other people's feelings -- that's not the answer to the problem, you're just divvying up a pie differently and you're not sharing with those who already have a slice of pie. No fair! They've always supported your right to pie! Now get back in line for that stale, congealed pie everybody else is arm wrestling over. You'll get a taste. Eventually.


At 12:01 AM, Blogger Shann Palmer said...

So THAT's my problem- I really don't like pie!


At 1:18 AM, Blogger Mike Young said...

If you self-publish your autobiography, you should call it SWEET, CRUSTY PIE CAPITAL -- YOURS ALL YOURS!

If I saw something with that title, I would buy it very quickly.

At 9:08 AM, Blogger Julie Carter said...

Mmm. Congealed pie.

At 2:50 PM, Blogger DeadMule said...

LOL!!! But it doesn't always "feel" that funny. Helen

At 4:17 PM, Blogger Justin Evans said...

So, we're not really talking about pie?

At 6:54 PM, Blogger Glenn Ingersoll said...

in the sky
when you die?

At 6:57 PM, Blogger Jill Stengel said...

huge bitch rage pie ass.
another excellent title.
ass pie rage huge bitch
pie ass huge bitch rage
alphabetical this time:
ass bitch huge pie rage
lots of good possibilities.
best words, best order...

At 11:14 AM, Blogger shanna said...

this is my favorite blog.

At 5:25 PM, Blogger anne said...

I'm sooooooo hungry now!



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