Don't Worry
My fortune cookie today said this:
A way out of a financial mess is discovered as if by magic!
For real, yo! Everything is going to be fine. Relax.
Here are the "lucky numbers" from the back of the fortune: 41, 11, 55, 17, 39, 34
I'm investing all the money I have left in lottery tickets and shrunken heads. You should too.
2 Comments:
I would put my money under my mattress, but my mattress has a bad track record of investing in risky hedge funds!
If only fortune cookies were accurate!
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