Monday, September 29, 2008

Don't Worry

My fortune cookie today said this:

A way out of a financial mess is discovered as if by magic!

For real, yo! Everything is going to be fine. Relax.

Here are the "lucky numbers" from the back of the fortune: 41, 11, 55, 17, 39, 34

I'm investing all the money I have left in lottery tickets and shrunken heads. You should too.


At 1:28 AM, Blogger Andrew Shields said...

I would put my money under my mattress, but my mattress has a bad track record of investing in risky hedge funds!

At 10:54 AM, Blogger Serena said...

If only fortune cookies were accurate!


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