My Biggest Role Yet

Not since my role as "dancer" in the Mifflin Elementary production of Cinderella have I had such a big role. Tomorrow, I will appear in TB's mock trial as "Alice Mallory", a 47 year old crossing guard and witness to a fatal car accident. It's my most complex role to date. Complex because I will have to make markings on a MAP -- that's right, you heard me, a MAP. I'm going to have to learn street names and north, south, west AND east. I can barely find the grocery store from my house. How am I going to convince jurors I can read a map?

Can't let Tender Buttons down, can't let Tenders Buttons down.