Tonight's Helpful Tip

We all get angry and sometimes say hurtful things to friends that we quickly wish we could take back. Often these gaffes can be smoothed over by a prompt and sincere apology.

The example text below (or anything in a similar spirit) does not constitute as a sincere apology and will do little to soothe the offense:

"Sorry for calling you fat and ugly, it's just that when I see your ass all I can think of is cottage cheese and every time I look at your face my eye sockets twinge in pain. I hope my frankness doesn't change your willingness to respond to my drunken late-night booty calls"