Monday, September 26, 2005

What Happens in Baltimore Will Be Published

When I meet Joe Massey I plan on doing the following:

1. Strip him down to his purple bloomers.
2. Tie him up with 100 pairs of crisp shoelaces.
3. Pull out my digital camera.
4. Use the photo for the cover of my chapbook Hard Knock Knock Jokes Involving Joseph Massey.

3 Comments:

At 9:01 PM, Blogger David Amulet said...

Bloomers? Bloomers!?! I haven't heard that since ... well, since I went by the name Obi-Wan ...

Great word!

-- d.a.

 
At 11:09 PM, Blogger Tony said...

The world should know that the upcoming chapbook by Mister-Robinson includes a poem entitled "Joe Massey Drinks Steel Reserve."

It also contains a poem called "It's about Lee Ann Brown the metaphor" that mentions Joe Massey and Morrissey and will shock the world because some might find it offensive.

 
At 12:31 PM, Blogger Pris said...

I finally made it to your blog, after seeing your journal lauded nearly everywhere I go. You've got a great sense of humor. If you ever do that cover, I'd love to see it:)

Hope you don't mind if I add you to my links.

Pris

 

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