Hmm . . .

Aimee Nezhukumatathil gets engaged and suddenly I'm on a crush list. How 'bout that? Let this be a lesson, stick around long enough, wait for the dust to clear and eventually somebody will have to notice you.

Of course, reading about all these boys' sorrows made me reflect and now I feel crummy. 10 years ago when I got engaged I don't recall any boo-hooing over my being taken off the market. Some people said I was nuts to be getting married, but I don't think there was any lamenting of missed opportunity.

Ah, but that was 10 years ago and now I'm, what do they call it, grizzl--no, experienced. Yes, I'm experienced and men can't turn experience down. Go me. My dawn has come!