Have a Discrete Holiday

Don't know what to get that special someone for the holidays?

For the gal with the great rack

For the gal who's milkshake, aw hell, for the gal with the great ass

For the guy who's masculine enough to pull off a little pink

For the baby on the fast track to debauchery

For that sensitive type who likes to write down feelings

For your naughty pooch

For Grandma's collection