If I had a nickel
Maybe I should make a new rule. Every 5th time I get puked on I'll write a blog post.
Unfortunately I don't have that much to say.
Every time I get peed on write a new poem?
I'd have a new manuscript each month.
"Elegy for a Clean Blouse"
"Elegy for the Way I Used to Smell"
"I'm Your Mommy, Not Your Monkey"
posted by RL @ 10:47 AM
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3 Comments:
My brother told me he finally became a daddy this week. He saw something on his daughter's face, ran over to her, cupped his hands in front of her mouth, and then caught her puke. "Not a drop spilled on the floor," he said proudly.
He should be proud! I was not so skillful this morning.
i get puked on a lot too, but I don't have any kids. is that strange?
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