Tuesday, March 22, 2005

If I had a nickel

Maybe I should make a new rule. Every 5th time I get puked on I'll write a blog post.

Unfortunately I don't have that much to say.

Every time I get peed on write a new poem?

I'd have a new manuscript each month.

"Elegy for a Clean Blouse"

"Elegy for the Way I Used to Smell"

"I'm Your Mommy, Not Your Monkey"

3 Comments:

At 8:59 AM, Blogger Charles said...

My brother told me he finally became a daddy this week. He saw something on his daughter's face, ran over to her, cupped his hands in front of her mouth, and then caught her puke. "Not a drop spilled on the floor," he said proudly.

 
At 10:26 AM, Blogger Reb said...

He should be proud! I was not so skillful this morning.

 
At 11:18 AM, Blogger Wirthy said...

i get puked on a lot too, but I don't have any kids. is that strange?

 

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