She Just Won't Quit

Since some of you are voicing your displeasure with lists, memes, sharing private info and other annoying blog filler pastimes, here's some more stuff you don't care about because I won't be bullied:

What I Did Today:

9:00 a.m. Got out of bed, put on pair of beige cotton bikini underwear
10 a.m. - 11:40 a.m. Yoga class, today's focus was back bending and quad stretches
Noon - 12:45 p.m. Gideon's four month doctor visit, vital stats: weight 15.11 pounds (70th percentile), height 26 inches (87th percentile), head circumference 45cm (>95th percentile -- baby fucking oppenheimer)
1 p.m. - 1:45 p.m. Lunch with Chris, Mexican, beef taco & cheese enchilaldas
2:00 p.m - 2:15 p.m. Read and briefly commented on poem Tony sent
2:15 p.m. - 3:00 p.m. Played "I am Spartacus" and "Tummy Time" with Gideon
3:00 p.m. - 3:15 p.m. Fed Gideon
3:15 p.m. - 4:00 p.m. Worked on draft of poem after considering Tony's comments
4:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m. Read e-mail and blogs
5:00 Began composing this blog entry

Note: I've never met Tony in person, but he's my friend. That's right, I make friends via my blog. I have a whole slew of blog buddies.

Let's see, what else, oh in case you were wondering what it would be like to kiss me:


You have a dominant kiss- you take charge and make
sure your partner can feel it! Done artfully,
it can be very satisfactory if he/she is into
you playing the dominant role MEORW!


What kind of kiss are you?
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Something else you don't know about me: I'm afraid of needles, like "pass out when I give a blood sample" afraid.

I'm also afraid of all this blog chatter about book reviews. I'm afraid that someone is going to call out "Crucial Rooster" as being flip or low on calorie.

When I say afraid, I don't mean "needle" afraid.

It's like, I want your respect but won't play by your rules.

It's like, I wanted that job promotion but wouldn't stop wearing jeans to work.