This Just in My Inbox

Dear Reb,

As Mercury and Jupiter move backwards across the sky (i.e., turn "retrograde") ... you may feel caught in the wake of their reversed motion. Don't be surprised if you find yourself "sitting on the fence," pondering an important issue and not knowing quite what to do.

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Oh what to do, what to do.

Should I pack pink and frilly or black and lacey?

It's hard out here for an online poetry magazine editor with 100+ pairs of underwear.