Sunday, November 18, 2007

Whew, quickly got used to the whirlwind celebrity poet lifestyle, wined and dined. Over one of the many sumptuous feasts I told Carly that when we got back to her apartment I was going to blog the single sentence: In the past 48 hours I haven't wiped anyone's ass aside from my own.

We had a good laugh, but when we got back to her apartment I didn't do any blogging. No. When we got back to her apartment I realized I left my camera at The Lucky Cat. Carly wasn't concerned, she had faith in the humanity of bar patrons. On the other hand, I was jaded and assumed it gone forever. How could I blog and brag knowing I just lost Chris' camera?

Probably for the best anyhow, it's unseemly to brag, especially about ass wiping.

Miraculously the camera wasn't stolen. Carly knows the hearts of drunks.

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On the train home the conductor kept wishing us a happy holiday week. I had no idea what she was talking about. Finally I turned to the woman next to me and asked "What holiday is she talking about?"

Apparently Thanksgiving is this week.

Good thing I wear glasses. Gives the impression of being a lot smarter than I really am.

5 Comments:

At 11:10 AM, Blogger C. Dale said...

I need to get some of those glasses. I walked around the supermarket yesterday and kept saying, "Why do they have so many turkeys in the frozen section? WTF!?"

 
At 12:07 PM, Blogger Steven D. Schroeder said...

The most valuable thing I've ever left at a bar and recovered was my pool cue and case. Which they were nice enough to hold onto for me.

On the other hand, I once left a pair of my glasses in a locker at my gym, and those disappeared. Who the fuck takes glasses?

 
At 3:16 PM, Blogger Amy said...

Augh! You were in NYC again and I didn't see you!
Glad you made it home before the NJ accident screwed up the trains, though.
http://www.nj.com/enter/index.ssf?/news/index.ssf/2007/11/path_service_suspended_between.html%3f

 
At 5:09 PM, Blogger Montgomery Maxton said...

i had to google when thanksgiving was. or was that gobble?

 
At 12:29 AM, Blogger Reb said...

I'll be in NYC again on Monday, December 3 -- at the Bedside Guide release party at KGB.

 

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