Sunday, November 18, 2007

Whew, quickly got used to the whirlwind celebrity poet lifestyle, wined and dined. Over one of the many sumptuous feasts I told Carly that when we got back to her apartment I was going to blog the single sentence: In the past 48 hours I haven't wiped anyone's ass aside from my own.

We had a good laugh, but when we got back to her apartment I didn't do any blogging. No. When we got back to her apartment I realized I left my camera at The Lucky Cat. Carly wasn't concerned, she had faith in the humanity of bar patrons. On the other hand, I was jaded and assumed it gone forever. How could I blog and brag knowing I just lost Chris' camera?

Probably for the best anyhow, it's unseemly to brag, especially about ass wiping.

Miraculously the camera wasn't stolen. Carly knows the hearts of drunks.


On the train home the conductor kept wishing us a happy holiday week. I had no idea what she was talking about. Finally I turned to the woman next to me and asked "What holiday is she talking about?"

Apparently Thanksgiving is this week.

Good thing I wear glasses. Gives the impression of being a lot smarter than I really am.


At 11:10 AM, Blogger C. Dale said...

I need to get some of those glasses. I walked around the supermarket yesterday and kept saying, "Why do they have so many turkeys in the frozen section? WTF!?"

At 12:07 PM, Blogger Steven D. Schroeder said...

The most valuable thing I've ever left at a bar and recovered was my pool cue and case. Which they were nice enough to hold onto for me.

On the other hand, I once left a pair of my glasses in a locker at my gym, and those disappeared. Who the fuck takes glasses?

At 3:16 PM, Blogger Amy said...

Augh! You were in NYC again and I didn't see you!
Glad you made it home before the NJ accident screwed up the trains, though.

At 5:09 PM, Blogger Montgomery Maxton said...

i had to google when thanksgiving was. or was that gobble?

At 12:29 AM, Blogger Reb said...

I'll be in NYC again on Monday, December 3 -- at the Bedside Guide release party at KGB.


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