Tragedy averted -- Gideon got into the 2 day program with the church preschool which seems pretty good although not as good and the first choice, but way better than the place we visited this morning. He's also on 2 different waitlists for 3 day programs (my preference). Worst case scenario, I sign his soul over to the Methodists 2 days a week, who I hear are OK and won't damage him much worse than I already have.

Now back to your regularly scheduled my-ass-is-so-big/poetry commentary.