Saturday, April 24, 2004

House Cooling

I'll be headed to Philadelphia in a couple hours for Sam's House Cooling Party. After that, it'll be official, my best quasi-local friend has left me for a job in Florida. Florida ain't local. I don't even much care for Florida. Perhaps I'll put an ad out for a new quasi-local friend: "Must live within four hour driving distance. Must buy me stuff off of my Amazon Wish List for birthday. Must send me 5-20 e-mails a day. Must accept my non-stop, cold and constant criticism regarding life choices and fashion sense. Must accept 1-2 late night ranting telephone conversations per year." Where am I going to find a friend like that in this economy? I'm doomed to the life of a spinster.

Sam and Reb in simplier times


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