One Act Play
DARLA the CAT
The scene opens to a suburban townhome at 8:40 AM. A mother prepares her son for preschool.
[MOTHER enters stage down staircase.]
MOTHER: Son, I heard Darla throw up. Do you know where? [mother sits down on step and puts on boots]
SON: Darla threw up?
MOTHER: I think so. Did you see her do it?
SON: Um . . . [SON looks around]
MOTHER: Oh wait, my butt is wet, I think I'm sitting in it.
SON: Your butt is wet?
MOTHER: Yep, looks like it.
MOTHER: Cause I sat in cat throw-up. I'm going upstairs to change my pants, hold on.
MOTHER: Cause there's cat throw-up on my pants.
MOTHER: Do you want me to take you to school with cat throw-up on my pants?
SON: Yes, I do!
DARLA the CAT: Meow.
[END OF SCENE]