One Act Play
CHARACTERS:
MOTHER
SON
DARLA the CAT
The scene opens to a suburban townhome at 8:40 AM. A mother prepares her son for preschool.
[MOTHER enters stage down staircase.]
MOTHER: Son, I heard Darla throw up. Do you know where? [mother sits down on step and puts on boots]
SON: Darla threw up?
MOTHER: I think so. Did you see her do it?
SON: Um . . . [SON looks around]
MOTHER: Oh wait, my butt is wet, I think I'm sitting in it.
SON: Your butt is wet?
MOTHER: Yep, looks like it.
SON: Why?
MOTHER: Cause I sat in cat throw-up. I'm going upstairs to change my pants, hold on.
SON: Why?
MOTHER: Cause there's cat throw-up on my pants.
SON: Why?
MOTHER: Do you want me to take you to school with cat throw-up on my pants?
SON: Yes, I do!
DARLA the CAT: Meow.
[END OF SCENE]
posted by RL @ 9:27 AM
4 comments
4 Comments:
OMG, I had this up while I was trying to talk to a vendor about a serious work problem and I kept having to prevent myself from reading it because I almost couldn't stop myself from laughing and falling out of my chair.
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While I have quite often stepped in it, i haven't sat in it..Way to step up even cat ownership and the resultant cat throw up!
Poet friend of Mom in Atlanta vomits a little in his mouth.
I've never sat in it, either. But we did have a cat who threw up daily. His name was Chester, but we called him Chetti the Vometti.
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