My first poet sighting was Jehanne Dubrow at Dulles airport. My final poet sighting was Rauan Klassnik at the hotel bar. There were a bunch of poets in between. Apparently I tried to muscle some lady poets out of their booth and then rubbed something in -- but honestly, I was just trying to be friendly. Also, there was sexy Irish music.

I am a very misunderstood person.

Thank you for reading my AWP report.