The Hump in the Front

I stayed up until dawn this morning reading about eating five small meals a day, how to dress for a Type A body (assuming that's what I'll get back) and how to purge my closet. This morning I dreamed about ice people living underground, battling for Earth's warm surface. I also dreamed that Paris Hilton worked as a cashier at Babies R Us and wasn't much help carrying large packages out to my car.